The world is a blank canvas, yet a masterpiece all at once.

intranet:

gnarlykickflip:

intranet:

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

ungarmax:

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

this post has like 18k notes and i still haven’t folded any of that laundry

calvin-reads-problem-sleuth:
“ scholarc:
“the notes are broken 😂
”
Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes.
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calvin-reads-problem-sleuth:

scholarc:

the notes are broken 😂

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

If a woman has

bloden:

lesbian-bookworm:

charlioak:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

Masterpiece

hollyblueagate:

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

republicansareahategroup:

fake-magical-girl:

theperksofbeingaperk:

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https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

anxietyproblem:

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

hexabeast:

filemeunderfunky:

this is ringo and he howls cutely

look at him go

MY HEA RT

najikat:
“afkland:
“ f1rstperson:
“ shepavellan:
“ symmetraismygf:
“ squeezemetillipop:
“ hornsandblackwool:
“ Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
”
People like this exist. Interesting.
”
this story has a part 2
”
This gets funnier with...

najikat:

afkland:

f1rstperson:

shepavellan:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

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This gets funnier with every word

Reading the second comment gave me an out of body experience

Why do the heavier people’s outfits represent the ‘aura of the devil’?

I want to go to her wedding and be the black clad devil that eats the million dollar cake and does a fat tiddy shimmy right through the center of the dance floor while laughing like a hyena.

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Originally posted by tv-teachermothersecretlover

scrubdowner:

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

christhepine:

Chris Pine + Puppies

betterthanyouineveryway:

giermo:

sixpenceee:

From adorable to terrifying these photoshopped animal hybrids are very amusing. (Source)

You may also like:

Gatorbear that’s terrifying

pug bunny is cute

qxessence:

aplaceofhisown:

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

hi tumblr community . genuine question from a concerned mother , my toddler son is 2 ft tall that boy is getting NO hoes fr fr what do i do ? any other mothers with similar experiences ? Please reach out

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