oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
Ellen is my spirit animal
are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be